Crazy things happen in real life

caoutchouc · Post by **caoutchouc** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 8:15 am

So I had lost my cell phone in my car somewhere last Friday after graduation. This evening I was lookiing through my car trying to find the poor lost cell phone. I was rummaging under the right passenger seat to see if it had fallen under, right? My hand ran into something soft and I figured it was a towel or something. I pulled it out, and it turned out to be a wadded up black t-shirt...

with something in it...

Upon further inspection (pulling the object out of the shirt), I discovered..

Yeah. A smashed car side-view mirror. Lemme back up a few months.

I got my driver's license in middish November (right after my birthday- November 9th.) One sunday in December I was driving to church and I reached over to the floor in front of the passenger seat while driving (yeah yeah, good going I know). When I looked up, I discovered I was heading towards a parked car; I swerved and fortunately the only contact was my right side-view with their left side view. Phew. (shut up.)

This was the cracked mirror from that accident 6 months ago... what? I was sure I had thrown the mirror away back in December. Weird. I then proceeded to turn the shirt right side out and see what it was--I didn't remember having a black shirt missing. The shirt in question:

Huh? I don't know anybody that works at Trader Joe's... except for this one disgruntled middle-aged black that my friend and I occasionally talk to, but I doubt this is DJ's shirt.

So is God pranking me? Am I going insane? Did DJ plant his shirt in my car? But what of the cracked mirror from so many moons ago? Perhaps I will never know the answer to these questions... I do know that I'm going to wash the shirt and wear it tho cos it's cool.

In summary: spooky items found in my car. If there's any interest, I will tell the story about the time we ran over a human corpse (no pictures though).

pikacheney · Post by **pikacheney** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 8:18 am

If there's any interest, I will tell the story about the time we ran over a human corpse (no pictures though).

BEST STORY

Angeldust · Post by **Angeldust** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 8:45 am

what have you been smoking? jk.

yeah, tell us the human corpse story.

Pestilence · Post by **Pestilence** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 2:15 am

ololloololol

a fucking bird attacked me today

im fucking serious

im walking to the bus stop after work when all of a sudden a hear this weird sound and i feel something pull my hair, i turn around really fast to see a bird fly into a tree and land on a branch. i look at it for a sec then move, the second i moved it moved, i move again it moves...i start walking away kinda slow and all of a sudden it flys right at me, i took off running...

thats about it

i probably have some really fucked up stoies lemme think for a bit (might take a while, 5 years of drug and alcohol abuse)

Pestilence · Post by **Pestilence** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 2:21 am

my friend lit his nuts on fire once

theres was a pic.........bastards

ask me on irc if you wanna see

caoutchouc · Post by **caoutchouc** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 3:14 am

If there's any interest, I will tell the story about the time we ran over a human corpse (no pictures though).

I GUESS NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THE STORY

Pestilence · Post by **Pestilence** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 3:20 am

memememememememe

tell tell tell

on our way back from montreal there was this spot of road for like 20 feet that was covered in blood, the all of a sudden we ran over something...it was road kill someone hit an animal at like 150kl per hour and it like exploded

fr0d · Post by **fr0d** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 3:34 am

I once ran away from an alien that was comming out of a park.

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:12 am

Tell the corpse story ;0

As for me not much crazy shit happens here much, I go past corpses every other day but i don't run over them, i mean what a spiteful thing to do tsk tsk tsk

Btw cao u r damn fine lookin (in a southern accent :)

my my mah dear... the lord has blest u, not once but twice..

meat` · Post by **meat`** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:17 am

what the f