The best movie trailer ever

Axe · Post by **Axe** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:58 am

Let us attempt to write the best movie trailer ever, one line at a time. You know those great previews you hear with the same lines for every movie, spoken in a deep voice. Allow me to start this quest.

For anyone who's ever wanted to believe...

dj_de · Post by **dj_de** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:24 am

you had thier stapler

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 4:14 am

this is the time..

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 8:35 am

when man conquers all barriers

Absinthe · Post by **Absinthe** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 11:55 am

In an epic journey...

Chomps · Post by **Chomps** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 3:34 pm

to get their stapler...

Stiffer · Post by **Stiffer** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 3:57 pm

...when the guy-from-the-street loses his faith in the government...

Gruffaluf · Post by **Gruffaluf** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 4:56 pm

and attempts to get back the thing he loves most with

field ump · Post by **field ump** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 7:44 pm

the help of his drunken

Absinthe · Post by **Absinthe** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 8:09 pm

Shaman master, he will learn the values of...