Thoughts on Paper

fr0d · Post by **fr0d** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:06 pm

I, unlike most of you, enjoy eating paper.

Now, it's not a hunger issue, nor a taste issue. It's more an issue of texture. I love the texture of paper in my mouth. I love trying to mold pieces of paper into intricate little orbs of loose cellulous fibers.

I learned of this skill while eating at a McDonalds when I was a kid. This was just after Styrofoam went out of fashion and the paper cover was first introduced. I ate the burger with the paper wrap and all. I never looked back.

Now it has to be established that not all paper products are the same. Consistency, processing, and additives unique to every mill produce papers of differing quality. Like a fine wine, or a piece of bacteria rotten milk, a true paper connoisseur knows what is his favorite mill.

I dress as catwoman when I eat paper.

The End

Pestilence · Post by **Pestilence** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:46 pm

Wow, i thought i was alone on this one...but for me its just about anything. Paper, pen caps, popsicle sticks, random pieces of plastic, just about anything i can chew the fuck out off...i have no idea why i do it, and frankly its kinda gross having teeth mark in everything i own, but what can you do?

those are my 2 cents

Fin

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:27 am

looks like its a canadian thing

mr_lee · Post by **mr_lee** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 6:50 am

haha nice frod

i do the same stuff pest. i chew stuff all the time for some reason. maybe i picked it up in the year i lived in canada?

field ump · Post by **field ump** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 9:35 pm

all of this talk about oral fixations is getting me hot and bothered

Sabin · Post by **Sabin** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:35 pm

Shit thats my stupid party trick/bored at work trick (i work ina print shop :) ). I thought it was only me but i guess its a canadian thing.

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:31 am

Anyone care to chew on me? I think u'll find that you'll bite off more than u can chew ..... ehe..... ok into the pit of lame I go...

Newton · Post by **Newton** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:36 am

since the body can't digest cellulose, do you crap out burger wrappers?

mr_gee · Post by **mr_gee** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:08 am

LOL

i chew my cigarette package untill its empty and nothing is left of the box :|