If you just died right now

Yucky1 · Post by **Yucky1** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:39 pm

the ice cream man don't come here no more

Pestilence · Post by **Pestilence** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:56 pm

At about 4:45pm work would be calling wondering where i am, then at about 5:30pm my mom and sister would come home and find my body. No one but my closest friends would be at my funeral though, because my family dispwned me for being a fag

Absinthe · Post by **Absinthe** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:39 pm

I assume that my parents would find out first. A few friends would probably call my phone later that day, but I don't think anybody would pick it up. Most of them would probably get told by their parents after word travelled through the network of mothers. Anybody still left in the dark would be informed by an announcement in school the next day.

Friends and family would show up for the funeral, I suppose. Some people would care a lot. Some people would care a little. Some people would show up solely because they don't wanna look like assholes.

NebZ · Post by **NebZ** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:13 am

My mother would be the first to notice my lifeless body half-dressed and slouching in my chair. She'd scream and then my brother would join in because he's an idiot.

Word would get around and my friends and teachers will eventually find out about my untimely demise. I imagine some of them crying or shaking their heads in sorrow. My coach on the other hand, would probably swear aloud and take my name off the relay team and grumble loudly about work ethic and people never being reliable.

And when the smoke finally clears, mother will have brushed off her faked tears and begin laughing with mirth while she swims naked in my insurance money.

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 4:55 am

This is how Im gonna die cause its nearly already happened once.. Someone is gonna yell STOP while im crossing the road.. probably a highway... this happened I was so deep in thought and the teacher yelled STOP.. and I stopped right in the middle of the road and the teacher yelled NOT ON THE ROAD....

it was conversation topic #1 on the bus ride home.. :/ lol oh wellz

roadeh · Post by **roadeh** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 1:56 am

hmm, I live by myself so I would guess people wouldn't find out until my rotting body stinks up my apartment building enough. My mom would be pretty sad I suppose. And my friends. I'd say maybe 100 people would come to my funeral. That's not alot though. I knew a dood that died on his motorcylce and he had over 2000 people at his.

rudesmurf · Post by **rudesmurf** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:42 am

my 3 rabbits and my unborn child would be sad :(

I was impregnated by jesus

holy shit he's hot

seriously, lets hump jesus!

HE LOVES YOU