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YouWantSome?
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Post by YouWantSome? »


Hey,


 


This is an email I got today, go ahead and tell me its old, and correct the grammar, but it isn't mine.


 


Please don't dissapoint me.


 


-------------- Start Email Text -------------------


 


Irony at it's best!


A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars


then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having


smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having


made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim


against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars


were lost "in a series of small fires."


The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the


man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued....and


won!


 


In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that


the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer


held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars


were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire,


without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was


obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal


process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to


the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."


 


NOW FOR THE BEST PART...


After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested


on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from


the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of


intentionally burning his insured property and he was sentenced to 24


months in jail and ordered to pay a $24,000 fine.


 


This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal


Lawyers Award Contest.


 


 


:mad:


Kindred
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Post by Kindred »

First time I have seen it, so old or not,  that sh*t is f*cking hilarious.  ROFL,  almost shot Dew out my nose when I got to the 24 counts of Arson.

Wullie ever-dead
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Post by Wullie ever-dead »

Hhahahaha Winn@r...

The $6m Dan
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Post by The $6m Dan »


Lol. gj sir  :thumbup:


He should've given them to people he didn't like.


kylegoodmaster
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Post by kylegoodmaster »

lolollol gj sir  :D

monkeys_heed
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Post by monkeys_heed »


hahah....


 


justice system is fooked up


Heavy Weapons Guy
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Post by Heavy Weapons Guy »


hehehehhhe


 


And you spelled "disappoint" wrong.


KBC
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Post by KBC »

this post has received the following rating from Killer_Beer_Coaster- pretty funny, but your mothers a whore

dj_de
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Post by dj_de »


rofl @ email


lmao @ teh q


YouWantSome?
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Post by YouWantSome? »


this post has received the following rating from Killer_Beer_Coaster- pretty funny, but your mothers a whore

At least my mother makes some cash and charges.


 


Your mumma is open house for all.


 


Dirty ho


 


:D


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