1) canada doesn't have fraternities
2) canada doesn't smell bad liek jfk
3) canada has had sex more tiems then jfk
4) canada has nicer cars then jfk
5) canada has kewl friends unlike jfk
6) people have adddef in canada
7) canada is neat unlike jfk
8) canada has kewl things liek the lucky charms guy unlike jfk
9) canada has a future unlike jfk
10) canada has billions of jobs unlike unemployeed jfk
11) canada isn't whipped liek jfk
12) canada isn't racist liek jfk
13) canada has a higher total income then jfk
14) how long do i keep doing this so i can have addef back
15) roadeh is cooler then jfk and he lives in canada
16) rudeh is cooler than jfk and she lives in canada
17) the alcohol limit is lower in canda
18) weed is better in canada probaly, but i don't know that
19) canada is leik way cool just becuase u noe
20) more to do in canada unliek jfks state
21) canada has mounted police
22) olol mounted police, haha
23) john candy comes from canda
24) tom green comes from canada, but should have left drew barrymore there
25) SCTV was leet
26) graham lives in canada
27) celion dione was hot at one time, i'm still trying to find that one out...mebe like 999 years ago, u noe?
28) canada has a surplus of moose
29) canadian geese.
30) canuck geese thingys.
31) hockey is leet
32) so is dating your sisters....like in rural canada
33) canada has leet weather
34) snow.
35) olympic pair figure skaters pwned russian ngrs
36) canada dominated hockey again D;
37) roadeh > jfk D;
38) jfk is so muhc LOSE LOL LOL
39) dubey is kinda cool and comes from canada
40) maple syrup
41) victoria canada is pretty
42) john olreud played for the blue jays and now plays for teh mariners
43) blue jays won a world series once
44) expo's made selig their bitch by winning more then 15 games
45) canda doesn't have mexicans...well they have dubey...but you can send him back
46) quebec is nifty
47) die hard 3's ending took place "north of teh border" ya'll
48) canadian bacon.
49) waffles originated from canada or something
50) CANADA IS JUST TONS BETTER THEN THE USA NUFF SAID
----now can i have my adddef back roadeh plz plz plz plz ;D