The best sex you ever had

BuG · Post by **BuG** » Thu Oct 03, 2002 10:40 pm

Mines was just a few moments ago heres an excerpt

[23:34] <rudesmurf> SHOULD I BRING THR RULAR TO SHPOVE UP YOUR ASS'

[23:34] <bug> i heard you were wearing the shortest skirts in the skewl to GET ME A BONER

[23:34] <bug> SO IF YOU DONT MIND IM GOING TO PUT THE BONER IN UR BUM LOL ALLITERATION TAKE NOTES ON THAT

[23:34] <rudesmurf> YWES ITS BEAUSE I AM ASIAN SCHOOL GIRL LIKE IN ANIME :D

[23:35] <bug> WHAT OMG IVE GOT A TENTACLE IN YM DRAWER BEND OVER AND MILK UR NIPLES

[23:35] <rudesmurf> OK! ANYTHING YOU SAY

[23:35] <bug> PUT UR THIRD NIPPLE HIGH IN THE AIR

[23:36] <rudesmurf> ok just be carefuL THAT YOUR TENTACLE WONT SLAP ME IN THE FACE

[23:36] <bug> MAYBE IT WILL SLAP YOU ON YOUR 8 INCH ENGORGED CLITORIS

[23:36] <bug> RAPE MY ASS WITH IT BTW

[23:36] <rudesmurf> OK I WLL

[23:37] <bug> OK NOW LUBRICATE YOURSLEF WITH THE BLOOD FROM THE DISEMBOWLED PIXI IN MY POCKET

[23:38] <rudesmurf> OK MIX IT WITH YOUR CUM SO ITS GOOEY

[23:38] <bug> we should make a paste then eat it

[23:38] <bug> OUT OF EACH OTHERS ASSES

[23:38] <rudesmurf> OK THAT WILL BE DISGUSTING AND NOT ENJOYABLE THEREFORE WE MUST

[23:39] <bug> YES I AGREE TOTALLY ALSO CUT OFF YOUR FEET SO I CAN FUCK THE SOCKETS

[23:39] <rudesmurf> OK WITH A DULL BUTTER KNIFE

[23:39] <bug> I WAS THINKING MORE THE JAW BONE OF A DEAD RAPED BABY

[23:40] <rudesmurf> OH THAT IS A GOOD IDEA

[23:40] <bug> WAIT IM A TEACHER MY INTERGRITY

[23:40] <bug> I CANT BE SEEN WITH DEAD BABIES

[23:40] <bug> LUCKILY IVE GOT ONE BOXED UP IN MY BREEFCASE

[23:41] <bug> CAN I LUBE UP THE EYE SOCKET AND FINISH THIS ONE OFF?

[23:41] <rudesmurf> CAN I CUT OFF YOUR PENIS FOR EASIER BLOW JOB ACTION?

[23:42] <rudesmurf> YES YOU CAN

[23:42] <bug> WELL MY DEAR IM TEH AUTHORITY FIGURE I WOULD HAVE TO GIVE YOU DETENTION FOR PENILE MUTILATION AND PERHAPS AN EAR FUCKING!

[23:42] <bug> AND POSSIBLY EVEN A HANDJOB ON UR CLIT LOL!

[23:43] <rudesmurf> hshahahah

[23:43] <bug> we win at the roleplay

[23:43] <rudesmurf> yes ;DDD

BuG · Post by **BuG** » Thu Oct 03, 2002 10:41 pm

If you hadn't guessed rudeh and I were pretending to be teacher and pupil and she was NAUGHTY!

BuG · Post by **BuG** » Thu Oct 03, 2002 10:51 pm

LIVE! :darkstar: :mad: :pimp: :thumbdown: :wave: :sleep: :spin: :cool: :look: :thumbup: :smash: :n00b: :rolleyes: :P :look:

dubey · Post by **dubey** » Thu Oct 03, 2002 11:25 pm

u win bug d;

mr_lee · Post by **mr_lee** » Thu Oct 03, 2002 11:47 pm

freaks ;)

big_tex · Post by **big_tex** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 1:52 am

lol

speaking of naughty this girl was about to give a handjob to this guy in government class.

apparently they were passing notes that read like this:

girl:wear shorts tommorrow

guy:so you can grab my nuts

girl:yeah

this other girl saw her rubbing his legs(he was wearing jeans) and told the teacher she saw them passing the notes

she walked out crying and is getting kicked off the drill team

rudesmurf · Post by **rudesmurf** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 4:37 am

YEAH I CAME TWICE :o

Blimpet · Post by **Blimpet** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 4:23 pm

/me watches faith in humanity fly right out the fucking window

GIMME MORE

Jono · Post by **Jono** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 9:05 pm

lol
speaking of naughty this girl was about to give a handjob to this guy in government class.

apparently they were passing notes that read like this:

girl:wear shorts tommorrow

guy:so you can grab my nuts

girl:yeah

this other girl saw her rubbing his legs(he was wearing jeans) and told the teacher she saw them passing the notes

she walked out crying and is getting kicked off the drill team

lolol gj on the other girl

btw whats government class, do you like learn how to vote or something? How government works?

big_tex · Post by **big_tex** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 9:22 pm

how the government works it is combo with economics