once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious pronsite of 'hot XXX galore',
while i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"'tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server,
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