Random One liners

macabre · Post by **macabre** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:16 am

Theres only two things I know how to do.... Chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I am all out of gum.? ;)

that's a really bad copy of duke, he will hunt you down for that.

Duke who? I got that from the shitty John Carpenter's They Live. Roddy Piper said that shit.

Duke Nukem. "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum."

l0bstar · Post by **l0bstar** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 1:30 am

oh i got one

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum

NeoNcP · Post by **NeoNcP** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:41 am

"And thus, i was"

nimec · Post by **nimec** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:35 pm

"I was looking at barebones systems last night.

I bareboned your mom last night"

"Dude your dropping the ball"

"Mr. Cisco will root you"

"I'm about 3 inches away from....." "A 1 inch penis" ... "no"

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 8:15 am

" I am a man seeking a woman"

I will never tire of lame singles adds.

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 8:22 am

and the all time classic (btw I really enjoyed all those pics u had with this quote nemo) :

" Y HELLO THAR!!! BUTT SEX? "

Cubensis · Post by **Cubensis** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 8:30 am

"yeah she is chubby, but her chub is in all the right places"

mr_lee · Post by **mr_lee** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 12:12 am

IT'S TIME TO KICK ARSE AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM - AND I'M ALL OUTTA GUM

DAMN, THOSE ALIEN BASTARDS ARE GONNA PAY FOR SHOOTIN UP MAH RIDE

NOBODY STEALS MY CHICKS, AND LIVES

kindred i can't believe you dont know who duke is

nimec · Post by **nimec** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 2:31 am

"I enjoy women who have given but not recieved"

Beyonder · Post by **Beyonder** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 6:15 am

Bug about a fatgirl:

"She sucks like a hoover"