Random One liners

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:48 am

Just make stuff up on the spot in the search for the ultimate one liners...

" There's a sausage in my pocket"

" I want HUUUGE MAAAAN BoooBIES!"

" Mate Im sensing alot of sexual fustration coming from u as u r acting like a prick mate"

" If I had a Vagina I would slap you with it"

" Fuck me if Im wrong but is your name Gertroot?"

" Alright l33 wheres the Schmackadoodoo?! "

" RAAAAAAAAAAAAANDYYYY MAN!! "

" I have a RAGING SPEEDHORN!! "

" Theres room for two in that coffin "

" If thats my brother then every fat bastard on the field must be yours "

" THE ODACITY!!!! "

" Punani "

" U could do that oooooor u could suck my dick "

" Your mums like a tv... even a 3 year old can turn her on "

" The vast vacum of space isn't enough to stop your mums ass from reaching the ground. "

Just type whatever.... I might make some sounds of shit in here then again I might not depends dunno dun care ... just waiting for this downl0oad to finish.

ajax_sirius · Post by **ajax_sirius** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:17 am

"Stay away from the bushes."

NebZ · Post by **NebZ** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 7:22 am

"Dude, it soothes your vagina"

Compile Error: · Post by **Compile Error:** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 5:31 am

Hi, I have a penis.

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 8:29 am

Theres only two things I know how to do.... Chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I am all out of gum. ;)

dubey · Post by **dubey** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:52 pm

GOOD BYEE STEVEEENN

Beyonder · Post by **Beyonder** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 6:56 pm

Theres only two things I know how to do.... Chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I am all out of gum. ;)

that's a really bad copy of duke, he will hunt you down for that.

mr_lee · Post by **mr_lee** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:32 pm

the 'roos are certainly loose in your top paddock himmel - you're more nutty than a peanut plantation

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:20 pm

the 'roos are certainly loose in your top paddock himmel - you're more nutty than a peanut plantation

Lolololl Comedy gold

" THATS ALOTTA NUTS!!!"

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:45 pm

Theres only two things I know how to do.... Chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I am all out of gum. ;)

that's a really bad copy of duke, he will hunt you down for that.

Duke who? I got that from the shitty John Carpenter's They Live. Roddy Piper said that shit.