So I almost scored with that girl..

Angeldust
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Post by Angeldust »

man now im in the mood to take my chix to a dock. or something. :(

Blimpet
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Post by Blimpet »


GJ, pussy is like the abrosia you dont have to walk through moutains, and kill animals for. The more you get the longer you live, just look at Gene Simmons.

 


Anywho, I still find it funny how people have to lie to their parents about girls. I prolly am just from a very open house, but back in october when I had my threesome, my dad asked;


 


'So Eric what did you do this weekend?'


'I had a threesome dad, but I didnt have any condoms, so they just sucked me off, and fuked eachother with a candle holder'


'Uhh thats nice Eric, at least its not your sister'


'Damn right, she is a virgin for life, lol'


'LOL'


'ROTFL'


'ROTFLMAO'


'kekekeke'


'^_^'


 


 


Yeap, then I sold my last Magic the gathering card, ohh and lan parties are fun places to take girls.



That's sorta what happenes with a friend of mine. His mother was bitching at him for being late and he just said "Mom, chill. I was having sex" and then she continued rambling on "I don't care what you did. This is unacceptable..." His father must have overheard because he then walked in with two beers, handed one to him, slapped him on the back and then said "Way to go, son."


 


I don't know. Shit like that is kinda creepy but still amusing.


Cat
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Post by Cat »

lol

NebZ
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Post by NebZ »

this thread receives my approval ^__^

rudesmurf
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Post by rudesmurf »


Yeah, I guess you could call her a slut. I'm not going to though because she's a virgin, and her old boyfriend she had for like 1 year. He was so boring that she needed something exciting.

 


ah, so since a girl wants to do more than the conventional "50's" era dating style, she is a slut?


 


what does that make you then? presumptious and proud of it?


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Post by Beyonder »

hahahahahaha

Blimpet
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Post by Blimpet »

eek

:: zaphod ::
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Post by :: zaphod :: »



Yeah, I guess you could call her a slut. I'm not going to though because she's a virgin, and her old boyfriend she had for like 1 year. He was so boring that she needed something exciting.

 


ah, so since a girl wants to do more than the conventional "50's" era dating style, she is a slut?


 


what does that make you then? presumptious and proud of it?



arg fuck, thats not what i meant to type. that was really late. let me rephrase that.


 


Most people would call her a slut just from seeing what she does. I would not though because I see all the inside reasons why she does what she does. 1 is her old bf for like 1 year is so boring, that she needed a change i guess


 


i dont know. i might make a thread abou this :x


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Post by big_tex »



pics plz

LOL CHUCK NORRIS LOL SIDEKICK LOL


 


BTW, koool dood. ?Fuck her brains out.


 


P.S. use a rubber.



LOL BIG CHIN


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