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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:18 pm
by NebZ

I have developed the crucial skill of bullshitting.


 


I have extensive knowledge about the surf culture and its history.


 


I am a fearless in the face of mortal peril and ten foot tubes.


 


If provided with stickers and t-shirts, I am an expert in acting as a walking advertisement.


 


I'm also great with children.



Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:27 pm
by caoutchouc

i speak German, english and some french. I currently am under 3 voice acting contracts including one with strategy first.

 


 


I can help with our french liaisons



Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:27 am
by JFK


i speak German, english and some french. I currently am under 3 voice acting contracts including one with strategy first.


 


 


I can help with our french liaisons




I can help with our french lesbians



Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:22 am
by Kindred

I have developed the crucial skill of bullshitting.

 


I have extensive knowledge about the surf culture and its history.


 


I am a fearless in the face of mortal peril and ten foot tubes.


 


If provided with stickers and t-shirts, I am an expert in acting as a walking advertisement.


 


I'm also great with children.



 


 


Yeah considering the frenchs track record for doing anything worthwhile or intelligent I am moving to vote we don't ever deal with the French.


 


i speak German, english and some french. I currently am under 3 voice acting contracts including one with strategy first.

 


I cna do voice overs i spose dunno how that would fit in anywhere.. and sound editing.


 


I can also do some music.. Ive been prouducing a fair bit of it for a project.


 


 


I can represent our industry in canberra if needs be.



 


You are also the most elite quick change disguise artist the world has ever known... I mean shit you can store mulitple guise right in your bum.



Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:59 pm
by mR p0t8o h3d

Yeah considering the frenchs track record for doing anything worthwhile or intelligent I am moving to vote we don't ever deal with the French.

Didn't the French invent milk that didn't taste like shit? Also some French chick with an ironical name discovered cancer I think, not to mention Freedom Fries.


 


mulitple guise right in your bum.

pix pls



Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:57 am
by fr0d

I can build and maintain a nuclear power plant which we could draw huge amounts of steam to turn massive turbines to power our evil operation. I can also design other engineering systems and pass off the work to other people because I'm quite good at that as well. I also won't be around when anyone needs to find me.


Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:31 am
by caoutchouc


Yeah considering the frenchs track record for doing anything worthwhile or intelligent I am moving to vote we don't ever deal with the French.


Didn't the French invent milk that didn't taste like shit? Also some French chick with an ironical name discovered cancer I think, not to mention Freedom Fries.




 


French fries are called that because the potatoes are "french cut", not because it's a particularly french side dish. The french call them frites.


 


A french person invented liposuction, and the french have marriages, civil unions (which many heterosexual young couples get) and a lot of french don't even legally get together at all, they just live together without bringing the law into it.


 


Plus wine!!!



Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:26 am
by mr_lee

not to mention about a quarter of the language we speak!


 


 


fun fact: yesterday my uncle bought a house in the south of france and another on the island of jersey (located between england and france), which gives me the option of being able to go there and live! i really like the idea of plonking myself in france, especially since i don't know any french (at school we could do either french or indonesian - i can speak fluent indonesian). it'd be a great adventure!



Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:16 pm
by Himmelstossen



I have developed the crucial skill of bullshitting.


 


I have extensive knowledge about the surf culture and its history.


 


I am a fearless in the face of mortal peril and ten foot tubes.


 


If provided with stickers and t-shirts, I am an expert in acting as a walking advertisement.


 


I'm also great with children.



 


 


Yeah considering the frenchs track record for doing anything worthwhile or intelligent I am moving to vote we don't ever deal with the French.


 


i speak German, english and some french. I currently am under 3 voice acting contracts including one with strategy first.

 


I cna do voice overs i spose dunno how that would fit in anywhere.. and sound editing.


 


I can also do some music.. Ive been prouducing a fair bit of it for a project.


 


 


I can represent our industry in canberra if needs be.



 


You are also the most elite quick change disguise artist the world has ever known... I mean shit you can store mulitple guise right in your bum.




 


 


Unlike me my bum speaks perfect French... speaking of which I am partially french and I invented you :P


 


The french I believe invented the art of how to piss off Americans...


Im not sure why Americans are pissed off with the French... If its because they vetto'd going into Iraq then yeah I can see how that would piss people off... I mean Democracy's a bitch u know...


 


;=P


 


On another note someone I know and two of my sisters friends have been killed in Afghanistan recently.


Looks like the start of worse things to come.



Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:07 pm
by l0bstar

england hates france too. it's just a carry-over


 


i'm an advanced scuba diver/nitrox diver blah blah etc. my friends and i do some pretty rockin music stuff. i'm a parks & natural resource major so i plan events and deal with the people who use facilities. also, i can run a focus group lol. i have friends who are graphic and industrial designers as well (top notch people) so that's helpful as well.


 


also i am a spelling champion.