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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:48 am
by Himmelstossen

Just make stuff up on the spot in the search for the ultimate one liners...


 


" There's a sausage in my pocket"


 


" I want HUUUGE MAAAAN BoooBIES!"


 


" Mate Im sensing alot of sexual fustration coming from u as u r acting like a prick mate"


 


" If I had a Vagina I would slap you with it"


 


" Fuck me if Im wrong but is your name Gertroot?"


 


" Alright l33 wheres the Schmackadoodoo?! "


 


" RAAAAAAAAAAAAANDYYYY MAN!! "


 


" I have a RAGING SPEEDHORN!! "


 


" Theres room for two in that coffin "


 


" If thats my brother then every fat bastard on the field must be yours "


 


" THE ODACITY!!!! "


 


" Punani "


 


" U could do that oooooor u could suck my dick "


 


" Your mums like a tv... even a 3 year old can turn her on "


 


" The vast vacum of space isn't enough to stop your mums ass from reaching the ground. "


 


 


Just type whatever.... I might make some sounds of shit in here then again I might not depends dunno dun care ... just waiting for this downl0oad to finish.



Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:17 am
by ajax_sirius

"Stay away from the bushes."


Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 7:22 am
by NebZ

"Dude, it soothes your vagina"


Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 5:31 am
by Compile Error:

Hi, I have a penis.


Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 8:29 am
by Kindred

Theres only two things I know how to do.... Chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I am all out of gum. ;)


Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:52 pm
by dubey

GOOD BYEE STEVEEENN


Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 6:56 pm
by Beyonder

Theres only two things I know how to do.... Chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I am all out of gum.  ;)

that's a really bad copy of duke, he will hunt you down for that.



Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:32 pm
by mr_lee

the 'roos are certainly loose in your top paddock himmel - you're more nutty than a peanut plantation


Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:20 pm
by Himmelstossen

the 'roos are certainly loose in your top paddock himmel - you're more nutty than a peanut plantation

Lolololl Comedy gold


 


 


" THATS ALOTTA NUTS!!!"



Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:45 pm
by Kindred


Theres only two things I know how to do.... Chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I am all out of gum.  ;)

that's a really bad copy of duke, he will hunt you down for that.



Duke who? I got that from the shitty John Carpenter's They Live. Roddy Piper said that shit.