If blind people wear dark glasses....

Wullie ever-dead · Post by **Wullie ever-dead** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 2:31 pm

...shouldn't deaf people wear ear-muffs?

monkeys_heed · Post by **monkeys_heed** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 2:36 pm

erm, if you say so wullie....

have you managed to find somewhere to tout your tickets yet? or are you planning on standing at the corner on Hampden Park on matchday with all the Cockney Reds?

zedd_is_back · Post by **zedd_is_back** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 3:04 pm

If the 7-11 is open 24/7, why the fuck do they have locks on the doors...

snow · Post by **snow** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 4:37 pm

If the 7-11 is open 24/7, why the fuck do they have locks on the doors...

Boondock Saints own!!

KaMiKaZeHoEr · Post by **KaMiKaZeHoEr** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 12:49 am

...shouldn't deaf people wear ear-muffs?

HAHAHAHAa that made me laugh big time!!!!

I have been drinking..so it might be teh booze...but it's funny nonetheless :D

mr_gee · Post by **mr_gee** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 2:13 am

blind man fucks deaf woman in ear :(

pikacheney · Post by **pikacheney** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 8:41 am

If the 7-11 is open 24/7, why the fuck do they have locks on the doors...

because you freak, there are times when 7-11 needs to be locked. let's say there's a robbery and everyoen in 7-11 gets taken away to the police station they're not going to leave the fuckin thing unlocked. there are thousands of reasons i can think of where you had to lock your 24 hour business. i hate people who think they're witty when they say shit like that that's easily answered. like people who say, "durr why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive???" BECAUSE DUMB FUCK you have to be a certain fuckin age and in america you dont' get IDs unless you have a driver's license so shut the FUCK up and quit whining about easily answered questions that only middleaged soccer moms think are funny.

"why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box??"

STFU!

Angeldust · Post by **Angeldust** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 10:00 am

How come u can kill a deer and put it on your wall but its illegal to keep them as a pet?

Angeldust · Post by **Angeldust** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 10:02 am

If the 7-11 is open 24/7, why the fuck do they have locks on the doors...

because you freak, there are times when 7-11 needs to be locked. ?let's say there's a robbery and everyoen in 7-11 gets taken away to the police station they're not going to leave the fuckin thing unlocked. ?there are thousands of reasons i can think of where you had to lock your 24 hour business. ?i hate people who think they're witty when they say shit like that that's easily answered. ?like people who say, "durr why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive???" ?BECAUSE DUMB FUCK you have to be a certain fuckin age and in america you dont' get IDs unless you have a driver's license so shut the FUCK up and quit whining about easily answered questions that only middleaged soccer moms think are funny.

"why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box??"

STFU!

whoa! had a bad day?

+rumpled45k1n+ · Post by **+rumpled45k1n+** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 10:33 am

should land mine victims wear socks?