strip clubs fucking rule

Plastic Man
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Post by Plastic Man »


i went to one with another guy last night, it was my 18th birthday. i plan on tellin you most of what happened that night, although the some things are a little sketchy cuz i was really nervous. but it was an adventure filled day. so anyway, this is what happened yesterday.


 


i went to work right after school, so i could get done soon. i finished at about 6:00, and went over to where my friend was volunteering at the womens coalition (where battered women go). instead of just picking him up and going down to the strip club, i drove one of the moms down to the park (we were following another car down there). i thought we were just going to drop them off there and leave, but my friend had another thing in mind.


 


instead of just leaving, my friend started smoking weed with the moms, they were all pot heads. they were doing it right in front of their, as well as other peoples, kids. anyway, to make a long story short, one of the moms (who is 21 and fairly hot) was told by my friend that we were going to a strip club. so she says "come to [the name of a strip club], i can get you a discount." and i was like "so you...work there?" shes a stripper at this one club! we think she might be a whore too, like a potwhore or something, so we're going to try to get her to give us a bj one of these days. so we are going to go to that one club sometime soon and check it out, she said she works there on saturdays.


 


so then we go down to the strip club. i was really nervous, but we went in. we were supposed to meet like 8 other guys there, but they never showed up, so we went in alone. i came prepared with $10 in ones. after giving the cashier a 20 dollar bill, he gave me 9 ones back ($11 cover charge). so i had like 19 ones to use for tips. now i knew it was going to be nice, but it was about a million times better than i though. there were 3 girls there, 1 was really hot (and a brunette) 1 was pretty hot (a blonde), and one was fairly hot (another brunette). so basically, ill tell you what happened with those three.


 


the first one i say on stage was the fairly hot brunette. the first physical contact i got with her was, when i put a dollar down on the thing, she came over and before i knew it, i was the main ingridient in a boob sandwich :). she was flopping them back and forth on my face.


 


the blonce chick, she came out, when i put a dollar on there, she like hugged me, with her boobs on my chest, and she was breathing in my ear and kissing my face. also, she "went down on me", well, she was rubbing my hard dick with her head.


 


and the hottest one, the other brunette, she took her bra off and put it around my head like a necklace :).


 


before entering the strip club, i had $30. when i left, i had $4. but it was well worth it, i mean, i didnt know there was gonna be so much physical contact. basically, i lost my virginity last night, but not really. on another note, the perfume they were wearing smelled really good, it was all over there  boobs and stuff, i was smelling it when they rubbed their boobs in my face. my friend smoked 5 bowls of pot yesterday though, so he was stoned the whole time.


 


feel free to ask any questions, id love to tell you more details. i plan on going there next week with some other people. i hafta go to work now though, so seeya.


coma
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Post by coma »

n0

big_tex
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Post by big_tex »

dude you like dicks and texas rules

Heners_UK
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Post by Heners_UK »


i lost my virginity last night, but not really.

Speaks for itself


 


Looser = You


 


Go back to that porn forum of yours? Oh wait, you dont have it!


pr0kch0p
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Post by pr0kch0p »

but did you get REAL head?

KTF
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Post by KTF »


also, she "went down on me", well, she was rubbing my hard dick with her head.

You have no clue what you are talking about have you?


 


Going down != hand on pantz


Jacques Villeneuve
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Post by Jacques Villeneuve »


n0

lol gj


Beyonder
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Post by Beyonder »

someone ban all these theotf cock suckers

Kungfubar
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Post by Kungfubar »


plastic man is all growed up


 


it seems like only yesterday he liked dicks more then teh bewbies D;


 


btw did the 'stip club' ban you for splooging on teh tables D:


kylegoodmaster
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Post by kylegoodmaster »


Going to strip clubs = lame in my opinion.


 


Going on internet and telling people who don't fucking care about your dumb experience = Plain sad.


 


 


 


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