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Axe
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oh, by the way, you have woman arms.


not really, but I have child's wrists


why is that?


because i cut them off some kid


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i think alabama represents everything good about america
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my mom got me "real brewed" iced tea


it tastes like cold tea


iced tea is cold tea...


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yeah sometimes i soak a playboy in water then hold it in front of a light bulb ITS LIKE IM LOOKING AT PORN ON MY COMPUTER
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when i was 11 my dad tricked me into thinking his penis was a flute


if you fuck a chicken before putting it in the soup it doesnt even need to be salted!212


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i used to know this 30 year old guy on msn messenger


i think he had like downs or something


D;;;;;


last thing i heard from him was he was thinking of buying everquest


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why are the fucking cops always hating on us stupid crime committing niggers i seriously dont get it


just cos i smoke crack and rape white women


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o yea and i set my school gym on fire but it was just the paper towel dispenser


i was attempting to smoke the paper towel roll


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axze i'm tempted to pony some boys


*bots


shite


what a bad typo :D


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mikej moves from one bath house to another these days

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