Ladies and gentleman, it's time we reward the regulars here at ;0 for their fine commitment to our everyday life. You too can be a judge of these distinguished awards, simply post your winners list in this thread.
Most likely to be dead by next year: fufet
Most likely to be MikeJ: MikeJ
Oldest, fattest, and baldest: Yucky1
Best looking, best dressed, and hottest: shep
Coolest guy on the planet: mr_lee
Racist of the year: Nekton
Best hair: pikacheney
Rookie of the year: caoutchouc
Most likely to succeed: l0bstar
Most likely to succeed Canada edition: fr0d
Most liver damage: Kindred
Used to chat often, but these days mostly just idles on IRC: Stealth_Shot
Greasiest wop: dubey
Seller of most illegal car parts: Lythium
Gr8st guy around: Michael-Corleone
Person with hottest sister: BuG
Biggest change in age: Brangut
Most annoying 14-year-old: Duo
Angriest brit: Heners_UK
Mormon of the year: Kungfubar
Most likely to be high right now: Pestilence
Most likely to actually be black: Chomps
Canadian of the year: Sabin
Slantiest eyes: Cat
Comeback of the year: meat`
Proudest Texan: big_tex
Congratulations to all our winners. And for you others, there's always next year. Thank you and good night.