the females be fucked

roadeh
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Post by roadeh »


Or maybe i'm the one that's fucked, I dunno. It's 8:30am, i'm hung-over, and I need to go catch a bus home. Anyway, I meet this girl last night and spend the better part of the evening dancing with her and buying her drinks. I have no clue why I bought her drinks, I never buy girls drinks. To make a long story short she flipped out on me saying I grabbed her ass when we were dancing and the only thing that I wanted was to bring her home and fuck her (well yeah). We spent a good hour yelling at eachother and it ended in her making out with me and givning me her number. wtf?


 


Want to her another wtf story? Sure you do. Ok so I went camping last weekend with a bunch of friends. See, there is this girl I was sleeping with, she's just a friend and once and a while we sleep together. She's not the most attractive girl but its better than jerking off right? There is also this other girl that i've knowen and <3'd for over two years. She has a boyfriend who treats her like shit. Anyway, again to make a long story short I got to fool around with the girl i've liked for ages (so fucking hot) in a tent, drunk off my ass with a head full of mushrooms. I don't understand how I did anything right because I was so fucked.


After we were finnished (lolo) we left the tent and went back to the camp fire and drank some more. The girl I like left to go home to her boyfriend after fooling around with me. That's not what's fucked (well thats pretty fucked) but anyway that other chick lost it. She was pissed that I fooled around with her. So in all her rage she asked my best friend to fuck her. I was so lol'n my ass off and so was my friend. Anyway, this story may have a happy ending yet. I'm still good friends with the girl I used to sleep with, my buddy got laid last night, and i'm taking the girl with the boyfriend to a movie today.


 


I'm having the most crazy summer. I shall return with more stories of me getting myself in trouble. Until then, I remain, dead inside ~roadeh


 


PS, I talked to rudeh yesterday and she called me a drunken pothead and shit on me for enjoying the odd drink at bars on the weekend. rudeh is still :cool: though.


caoutchouc
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Post by caoutchouc »

best thread

bliksta
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Post by bliksta »


you have great stories i wish i'd live them.


 


could i have some shrooms i will trade buds


Himmelstossen
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Post by Himmelstossen »

Some people have all the luck.... btw if u ever hang around my gf evar I kill u gringo!! lol ;)

dj_de
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Post by dj_de »

POSTING IN A ROADDOG THREAD

Chomps
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Post by Chomps »

I accidently saw one of my friend's breasts once. I win.

Cat
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Post by Cat »


I accidently saw one of my friend's breasts once.  I win.

i dont think it counts if its a guy


sh3p
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Post by sh3p »

@ust1n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yucky1
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Post by Yucky1 »

I'm postin in every roadeh thread until he comes back.

mr_lee
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Post by mr_lee »


ahaha nice work big fella. what say you start selling some of those drugs and save up for a computer machine? sounds like a plan to me.


 


sounds like your summer is rocking, which rocks ;0 i'll trade you a boring winter for your summer if that's cool. take it easy mate hope you're well and shit and works good and hope to catch up sooner rather than later!


 


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