drunken high spicy hot bbq radio active chicken

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Pestilence
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ok, so last night round 8pm i had a cravin for some chicken, so i started to season it and what not, when i was ready to throw it on the BBQ i got a call from this guitarist/singer guy that wanted to meet up, so i had to wrap it up and toss it in the fridge. When i got home at was around 12 and i didnt wanna wake up the family so i added afew more ingredients and put it back...


 


Ingredients:


 


salt


pepper


sweet pemento paste (i dunno i found it in the fridge)


worcester sauce


bbq sauce


hot sauce


beer


weed


 


first make sure your chicken breast is dead by stabbing it afew times with a knife and/or fork, this also adds speed holes. Then add some salt and pepper, make sure to rub it in good...oh yeah, you show that chicken who's boss. Then toss in some kinda sauce or paste, all i had was sweet pemento paste...then afew drops of hot sacue (depending on how hot you like it) The about 1/4 bottle of beer (at the time i was drinking a green can of faxe 7.7% so i added that) around this time the guitarist/singer guy called me and i had to go out.


 


When i returned afew hours later in a drunken/high state i proceded to add more beer and some bbq sauce to the chicken. After adding my ingedients i decided to smoke a bowl, when packing the bowl quite afew little pot flakes fell onto my counter with out me noticing. When i returned from smoking i saw these flakes and decided to just toss it in the chicken, i then placed the chicken back in the fridge and passed out in a pile of dirty laundry.


 


Cooking:


 


Toss them bad boys on the bbq, let the first side cook a bit, flip it over and add a nice coating or bbq sauce or your own concoction. Then just keep doing that, every time you flip it add a little more, that shit will glow like its radio active by the time its done.


 


Anyone got some drunken recipes they wanna share?


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