I got invited to do amature porn

fr0d · Post by **fr0d** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 4:12 pm

So there I was, sitting in the club with my date. Not having a good time becuase she is dumber than a cantelope and doesnt understand sarcasm. She got offended when I said the whole world could make uglier art than her. WTF?!?!

Anywho, she mentioned she was going to do some amature porn and if I was interested. I aksed what kind of porn, you know becuase that would be helpful.

AMATURE FACIAL PORN!!!! for canadianfacials.com or something I cant rmemeber.

I told her that gayporn isnt my thing (sarcasm) and she stood up, said FUCK YOU! And wanted me to drive her home.

I waited 20 more minutes, finished my beer, played some pool with some guy, then paid for her taxi home. CAPOWNED!!!!

big_tex · Post by **big_tex** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 4:18 pm

wut about texanfacials.com d00d

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 4:58 pm

Karach · Post by **Karach** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 5:25 pm

I don't get how it's sarcasm.

r@nd0m · Post by **r@nd0m** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 7:15 pm

I'd hit it.

fr0d · Post by **fr0d** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 7:53 pm

I don't get how it's sarcasm.

And that is why I dont want to date you again!

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 8:02 pm

rofl

Man so are you gonna do it?????/ YOu should then we could be famous.... ;0 The first with its own Porn Star!!!!!!

Karach · Post by **Karach** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 9:08 pm

I don't get how it's sarcasm.

And that is why I dont want to date you again!

It's not because of my small penis and effiminate lisping?

Angeldust · Post by **Angeldust** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 9:35 pm

olol yeah. you could wear a ;0 t-shirt and like have ;0 stickers on your nipples while filming. :thumbup:

+ we get free memberships to canadianfacials.com no?

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 9:41 pm

olol yeah. you could wear a ;0 t-shirt and like have ;0 stickers on your nipples while filming. :thumbup:

+ we get free memberships to canadianfacials.com no?

I agree with Angeldust on this one. lol :D :D