Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 8:00 pm
I ate some M&Ms for dinner last night as I didn't wanna waste time cooking a real meal, and now I have bad bad gas, but it smells really good.
Explain this?
/me inhales
I ate some M&Ms for dinner last night as I didn't wanna waste time cooking a real meal, and now I have bad bad gas, but it smells really good.
Explain this?
/me inhales
perhaps your farts smell so horrably bad that the smell has distorted your mind into thinking they smell really good.
The gas particles may have been expelled from your ass at near relativistic velocities, which may be a result of the Voyager's warp engines being in there, causing a pulse train of shockwaves through the air that were at your eardrums resonence frequency, destroying them. Clearly, without your sense of hearing, everything smells like cotton candy. Simple physics.
The gas particles may have been expelled from your ass at near relativistic velocities, which may be a result of the Voyager's warp engines being in there, causing a pulse train of shockwaves through the air that were at your eardrums resonence frequency, destroying them. ?Clearly, without your sense of hearing, everything smells like cotton candy. ?Simple physics.
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Interesting. Truly interesting.
ive only gotten farts that smell like rotten eggs, nothing ever good smelling.
smell your semen frod, if it smells like an italian man, your ok, but if it smells like chocolate, then combined with your cotton-candy farts, my infinite medical knowlage diagnoses you with the marburg virus...
I would reccomend a good colon cleansing. :D