Did you get in trouble at school?

[Axe]

I know there's a lot of you who are straight-A dorks who's biggest wrongdoing was forgetting to sharpen your pencil for a test (sup MC). Perhaps there are some of you, who like me, got in trouble when they chose to take a chance with some shitty school administration. The late 90's brought this incredibly stupid concept called "zero tolerance". For those of you unfamiliar with the term it meas school administrators, rather than making rational judgement, impose a maximum penalty to for *any* infraction.

 

My rap sheet:

5th grade - Me and two friends (well really my friend and his friend) decided it would be a great idea to go cover the back of the school we went to with silly string. It was located only across the street from where we lived so we did it and were back in no time. It was all removed by the time we went to school the next day, but all the teachers mentioned it happening. Well that one "friend" (see: friend's friend) couldn't take the extreme pressure and confessed that he did it and turned us both in as well. We had to do 14 hours of community service. That kid was a fuckass.

 

6th grade: I beat the crap out of the kid who had previously turned us in, in an unrelated incident. I was a #1 Mortal Kombat fan at the time so there were many flying kicks and such to be seen. In-school suspension.

 

I swear to mother jesus christ almighty I am not making any of this up, nor giving false details about the following:

 

8th grade: In english class we had to write a fictional story. I thought it would be hilarious to write a story about a gay guy named Trevor. Coincidentally, there was someone in my class named Trevor who I and everyone else hated. Despite this being a fictional story, I got an in-school suspention for what they called a hate crime.

 

10th grade: In my World Civilization class my friend had written "pokemon is gay" in big letters on the chalkboard. It stayed there for about a week and no one seemed to care. Another hilarious idea of mine was to erase the word pokemon and put in the word "Tony". Well "Tony" obviously didn't get our superb humor. He told someone before the class even began, and me and my friend were questioned by this walrus man and the school police officer. I don't think we had any punishment, but they said we would be reported for a hate crime.

 

11th grade: In my english class there was this dork teacher's pet I wasn't very fond of, and he didn't like me either. While passing out papers he intentionally stepped on my foot and said "you shouldn't have had your foot there". I responded with "You're gay". The teacher (who loved this kid) was right there and sent me to the office. I was suspended from school for 2 days for racist remarks.

 

Nothing else major happened after that. In summary, I got in trouble at school for using the g-a-y word. Not faggot or homosexual, but a slang term. No one I talked about really was gay, and I knew this, yet I am a horrible racist for this according to the schools and might as well be a KKK member. All in all, public education was a big mess and I'm glad it's over with.

 

Now please excuse me, I'm off to lynch some nigger faggots.

[obliterator]

I haxed the skewl computers :(

 

Also, people named Tony are always stupet...

[MikeJ]

Hellz yeah i did. I got expelled from 1st grade, and 3rd-8th grade i was always disruptive in class and getting punished.

 

One time in the 7th grade locker room me and my friends lit a paper towel roll and i then attempted to smoke it, but failed and the PE teacher walked in and i tossed it out the window. we got suspended but it was the day before christmas break so basically we got 2 extra days vacation.

 

Lots of other shit too i was always being sent home with "behavior reports" that my parents had to sign. Good times.

 

Also, my gradeschool has a day care for afterschool and i got kicked out of that.

 

Pretty k-rad. I'm nothing like that now though thanks to sitting in front of a computer for 3 years :o

[Yucky1]

(the black crow sings at midnight)

 

Both my parents are school admins.

 

I did all kinds of crazy shit to see who ran to my parents to tell on me.

 

Those that did paid for it.

 

Those that didn't were cool, and I behaved well.

[Pariah Redux]

I almost got expelled from my Christian SDA school for bringing a Rob Zombie cd on a band trip (no joke).

[OptiCaL]

i was a shocker, i had shit grades and was allways in trouble. I now feel sorry for my parents. Most happened in highschool the usual fights, theft, and property damage was regular. Thankgod we dont have this hate crime bs in aus, i would have been done quite a bit, but i just hated everyone so it was hardly racist in any way.

[glory]

I didn't do too many bad things in school (senior now hoohaw!). In elementary school I pretty much paid attention and made good grades. When I moved to Florida, we lived in the ghetto and there was like 3 white kids with a bunch of niggers. One day in the lunch time I was getting my hawian punch and salad with crackers, and some black guy I didn't know called me a white cracker. I was like uhh ok and just ignored it, I told my parents and my parents told me to say something back.

 

The next day at lunch surprising the same black kids were there and they called me white cracker and slave owner, which I called them chocolate milk and monkey men. I got sent to the office for being racist, and my parents laughed when they heard about it. It is funny how I was the minority and got in trouble for racism.

 

I moved to mississippi for 4-5 grade, and there was lot of white kids hoohaw, but I still had lots of hate for black people, and there was this really stupid black kid in my class. Just FYI for all you yanks, brits, californias, mississippi had lots of slaves, it was one of the most populated slave states. I was playing carmen sandigo on the schools computer because I finished first, we all got 5 minutes, I had just got on and this black kid told me to get off. Cool-tempered I said "I just got on". He said "You've been on for like 10 minutes get off or im telling". then I said "Shut up fudge brownie." Racism again.

 

When I moved to Texas I learned alot about history of blacks and stuff and got educated. Which I had a total hate for black people. My parents found it funny I used words that were not considered racists, and then I asked them what is a racist word, then they told me nigger. In Texas where I have been the past 6-7 years of my life, I had been around many, many, many stupid black people. Black people that lie, play basketball, cheat on tests, and are generally stupid. I know there are smart black people and I got respect for them, but it seems the majority are stupid. I had this black kid in my economics and math class and he was always blazed, and he would make up stories about his homework, like really retarded stories. He would say "WE WERE SUPPOSE TO SECTION 7.1 OMG MIKE TOLD ME TO DO SECTION 6.1!! I CANT BELIEVE DAT WHAT A LOSER". Me being white and my teacher knowing im a good kid i said "coutney, we did that chapter last week, weren't you paying attention, or were you too blazed?" then he said like "oh my god you little bitch", i was worried for a little bit about being beat up by all the niggers in the school, but I had a few good black friends that backed me up and told the other hip niggers I was cool, plus all the confederate union for ever people backed me up. got some justice finally. yeah, i'm pretty much a good kid besides my bad background with racism 8)

[Kungfubar]

6th grade: I hit a chinese kid in the face with a newspaper on the bus, I got away scot free!

 

9th grade: For about a week straight a couple of clowns and I start to pop those milk cartons in the bathroom by jumping on them with our heels, spraying the milk all over the godamn walls. After about a week of this we go in to do it one day and we notice a dude in one of the stalls. We wait about 20 min and the bell rings so we decide to go with it anyway. The second we did it the head janitor pops out of the stall and screams, "YOU LITTLE BASTARDS" and we run out of the bathroom laughing and screaming. One of my friends had those baggy ass pants and was trying to keep them up while running, I look behind and he gets tackled by the damn janitor and I make it to class. During class the principal comes into my math class and points to me and another clown and had to clean up the bathroom.

 

We did it again the next day.

 

Another freshmen year shenanigan was stealing the teachers math book with all the answers in it. We made photocopies of all the answer pages and hid the book in the assclowns locker who ratted us out for the milk carton incident. He got a week suspension.

 

Also that year, we used to steal all the mouseballs and keep them in a shoebox in my locker for the year. Well they get 'smart' in March and soddered the mice shut, all of them. Well, a week later they were dirty as all fuck and couldnt clean them, what better way to end this? At the end of the year I dumped the mouseballs over the railing on the third floor and they were everywhere, damn my freshmen year ruled.

 

10th grade I dropped out, school sucked after freshmen year.

[l0bstar]

i make all kinds of racist comments, but people are so used to it they don't do anything about it. most of the time i'm just telling the truth anyway. my friends also do the racist and stereotype things (white, black, and asian) and they do it for their own races which is really funny.

 

last week i had a black friend tell me i should go to his church, and i told him no because he'd make me stay there for 5 hours and then eat fried chicken. he paused for a second, then told me that's exactly what would happen.

 

BUT I DIGRESS...

I've always done well in school, except for 10th grade i got a couple bad grades which brought my class rank and overall GPA down a bit. However, I'm fairly sheltered (but not ignorant... I've probably seen more than most of you) and I've been in International Baccalaureate classes as long as I can remember.

 

Anyway, the point is that I kept getting interrupted in the middle of this so I'm going to end it now.

 

p.s. i'm sure i've had one of the most unpleasant school careers ever because i'm so fucking busy all the time, but school is only as good as you make it. i try to make the best out of a shitty situation.

[caoutchouc]

Eh I'm generally a good student. Only 2 incidents come to mind:

 

In gradeschool I became friends with this girl Molly who was a bully and I started to bully this one stupid bitch around, and one day I pushed her and she fell over (the black crow sings at midnight). My parents forbade me from talking to Molly again.

 

Last year (junior year) the student teacher who taught percussion for band was a real shit head. Really cocky, a major asshole to everyone, didn't know what he was doing, only got hired because he was the last option available. He used to hit on anything with a uterus, mostly my friend Erin and I. He was really creepy about it. God he was a jerk. Nobody respected him. He somehow let it slip that he was a virgin, thus they called him Virginio (his last name was Virgillio).

 

Me and these 2 other guys from percussion covered his car windows with erase board marker (OH MY GOD) graffiti. If I recall correctly, when he saw his car he started crying (the black crow sings at midnight). He promptly quit. I hated that guy.

 

All we got was a "talking to" by the music teacher, and the 2 other dudes had to write a letter of apology. I'm not sure why I didn't have to. 8]

 

 

My brother used to pull class clown shit, mostly with the dumbass french teacher. He stole her teacher's edition for the work book and hid it in the ceiling (the ceiling was comprised of loose panels that you could move by pressing up on them). He also brought a universal remote to school and drove her crazy by turning off and on the tv, rewinding the tape while it was going, etc. Ahh, Madame Chan...