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NebZ
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Joined: Wed Jul 03, 2002 9:36 am

Post by NebZ »


I have developed the crucial skill of bullshitting.


 


I have extensive knowledge about the surf culture and its history.


 


I am a fearless in the face of mortal peril and ten foot tubes.


 


If provided with stickers and t-shirts, I am an expert in acting as a walking advertisement.


 


I'm also great with children.


caoutchouc
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Joined: Sat Sep 06, 2003 3:40 am

Post by caoutchouc »


i speak German, english and some french. I currently am under 3 voice acting contracts including one with strategy first.

 


 


I can help with our french liaisons


JFK
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Joined: Mon Dec 03, 2001 11:06 am

Post by JFK »



i speak German, english and some french. I currently am under 3 voice acting contracts including one with strategy first.


 


 


I can help with our french liaisons




I can help with our french lesbians


Kindred
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Joined: Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:11 am

Post by Kindred »


I have developed the crucial skill of bullshitting.

 


I have extensive knowledge about the surf culture and its history.


 


I am a fearless in the face of mortal peril and ten foot tubes.


 


If provided with stickers and t-shirts, I am an expert in acting as a walking advertisement.


 


I'm also great with children.



 


 


Yeah considering the frenchs track record for doing anything worthwhile or intelligent I am moving to vote we don't ever deal with the French.


 


i speak German, english and some french. I currently am under 3 voice acting contracts including one with strategy first.

 


I cna do voice overs i spose dunno how that would fit in anywhere.. and sound editing.


 


I can also do some music.. Ive been prouducing a fair bit of it for a project.


 


 


I can represent our industry in canberra if needs be.



 


You are also the most elite quick change disguise artist the world has ever known... I mean shit you can store mulitple guise right in your bum.


mR p0t8o h3d
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Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2001 1:48 pm

Post by mR p0t8o h3d »


Yeah considering the frenchs track record for doing anything worthwhile or intelligent I am moving to vote we don't ever deal with the French.

Didn't the French invent milk that didn't taste like shit? Also some French chick with an ironical name discovered cancer I think, not to mention Freedom Fries.


 


mulitple guise right in your bum.

pix pls


fr0d
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Post by fr0d »

I can build and maintain a nuclear power plant which we could draw huge amounts of steam to turn massive turbines to power our evil operation. I can also design other engineering systems and pass off the work to other people because I'm quite good at that as well. I also won't be around when anyone needs to find me.

caoutchouc
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Joined: Sat Sep 06, 2003 3:40 am

Post by caoutchouc »



Yeah considering the frenchs track record for doing anything worthwhile or intelligent I am moving to vote we don't ever deal with the French.


Didn't the French invent milk that didn't taste like shit? Also some French chick with an ironical name discovered cancer I think, not to mention Freedom Fries.




 


French fries are called that because the potatoes are "french cut", not because it's a particularly french side dish. The french call them frites.


 


A french person invented liposuction, and the french have marriages, civil unions (which many heterosexual young couples get) and a lot of french don't even legally get together at all, they just live together without bringing the law into it.


 


Plus wine!!!


mr_lee
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Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2001 12:04 am

Post by mr_lee »


not to mention about a quarter of the language we speak!


 


 


fun fact: yesterday my uncle bought a house in the south of france and another on the island of jersey (located between england and france), which gives me the option of being able to go there and live! i really like the idea of plonking myself in france, especially since i don't know any french (at school we could do either french or indonesian - i can speak fluent indonesian). it'd be a great adventure!


Himmelstossen
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Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2001 11:58 am

Post by Himmelstossen »




I have developed the crucial skill of bullshitting.


 


I have extensive knowledge about the surf culture and its history.


 


I am a fearless in the face of mortal peril and ten foot tubes.


 


If provided with stickers and t-shirts, I am an expert in acting as a walking advertisement.


 


I'm also great with children.



 


 


Yeah considering the frenchs track record for doing anything worthwhile or intelligent I am moving to vote we don't ever deal with the French.


 


i speak German, english and some french. I currently am under 3 voice acting contracts including one with strategy first.

 


I cna do voice overs i spose dunno how that would fit in anywhere.. and sound editing.


 


I can also do some music.. Ive been prouducing a fair bit of it for a project.


 


 


I can represent our industry in canberra if needs be.



 


You are also the most elite quick change disguise artist the world has ever known... I mean shit you can store mulitple guise right in your bum.




 


 


Unlike me my bum speaks perfect French... speaking of which I am partially french and I invented you :P


 


The french I believe invented the art of how to piss off Americans...


Im not sure why Americans are pissed off with the French... If its because they vetto'd going into Iraq then yeah I can see how that would piss people off... I mean Democracy's a bitch u know...


 


;=P


 


On another note someone I know and two of my sisters friends have been killed in Afghanistan recently.


Looks like the start of worse things to come.


l0bstar
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Joined: Sun Jul 21, 2002 3:41 am

Post by l0bstar »


england hates france too. it's just a carry-over


 


i'm an advanced scuba diver/nitrox diver blah blah etc. my friends and i do some pretty rockin music stuff. i'm a parks & natural resource major so i plan events and deal with the people who use facilities. also, i can run a focus group lol. i have friends who are graphic and industrial designers as well (top notch people) so that's helpful as well.


 


also i am a spelling champion.


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